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Friday, September 23, 2005

I can't believe my brother. My twin brother, that is. He's such a loser. He's on his blog, ranting about the things I do to him every other post he writes. Here's a few of the things he loves to accuse me of:

1) I eat his food all the time.

-In truth, my mom throws away the food or keeps it in the fridge because he doesn't come home early, and the food is either spoilt or can be eaten as leftovers the next day.

2) I lose his games.

-He lends out his games, people lose them. Recently he lost his FFVII game disc 2. I seriously did not take it. I think there's only 2 reasons for this:
(i) He lent it to his friend and his friend lost it/spoit it/whatever, and he doesn't have the courage to ask his friend to pay, so he's claiming that I lost it.
(ii) He misplaced it (as he does with a lot of his belongings)

3) He says I spread false truths about him to people we know.

-Well, we all know that he smokes, drinks, clubs, grabs girls' asses in clubs and does a lot of stupid stuff. I don't have to actually say it though, because he has it written in all his posts. Anyone can go there and read. Heck, I might as well direct people there next time.

4) He says I play with his laptop all the time, and that he never touched my laptop.

- Seriously, if you believe that he doesn't touch my laptop, you're either stupid or just backing him up because you don't know me. He likes to take songs from my laptop, and more than once I found my laptop's file sharing on when I got home from outside. He denies knowledge on how my file sharing can be turned on when he's the only one at home, other than me, who knows how to do it. Yes, and it's true that I do stuff on his laptop. And only because it's fun to see his reaction when he looks at his photo album. There's another embarassing fact here. When he tells you that he doesn't have porn on his laptop, it's true, because he burned a lot of my old porn into God knows how many CD-Rs before my laptop got reformatted.

5) I say bad things about my parents.

-Before any of you call lightning down to strike me, I can tell you that I'll never curse my parents. Though I can say that that's not true for my brother. I've heard him call our Mom a "Bitch" on countless occasions. As for my Dad, I've heard him make derogatory remarks about him on a few occasions. Why is it, you might ask, that I have never hit him for saying such things about our parents? Well, it's because my parents always tell me not to hit my younger brother. But I think things are going to change due to recent developments.

6) I lent the PS2 to my friends before, so he can lend it for 3 months?

- (i) I've never lent the PS2 to any of my friends before. I only take it out of the house for less than a day before bringing it home. But Bryan claims that he got my Dad to buy the PS2, so he, the owner, can lend it out as and when he likes, and to whom he likes. And when that friend just recently returned the PS2, I found that he/she deleted all my saved games, which contained more than 300+++ hours of gameplay (completed side quests, puzzles, etc.,) of games like Final Fantasy X (BOTH THE AMERICAN AND INTERNATIONAL VERSIONS!), Onimusha 3, Tekken 4, Devil May Cry 1, etc., . If it was you whose PS2 memory card got erased, wouldn't you be infuriated?

7) He says that I ransack his room all the time.

-Bugger, I wish I had the time to actually do that. I know where he keeps all his things because I was the one who help my Dad assemble his bed (from Ikea). And under his bed is where all his stuff are keep inside a cupboard. So I saw how he packed his stuff, and remembered where he kept the CDs and some other things. Besides, he claims that everything in his room is his. So the printer that my Dad bought for me to use (since my brother was hogging the older printer) suddenly teleported itself from my room to his room. And it's always there. My games and various CDs are in his room, along with some of my various odds and ends. You know, it's kind of funny that, since I'm the one "ransacking" his room, his stuff should be in my room, not the other way around. Other tha that, he likes to come into my room to admire his "great body" in the full length mirror on my cupboard (it came with the cupboard) at weird times of the day. That idiot brother has such a big ego.

There are so many more point I'd like to point out, but it will drag on too long. Oh, and did I forget to mention that he's a miser? He loves to ransack my room in the hope of finding cigarettes, and on many occasions left me with very few cigarettes to smoke. This and the fact that he's working, has more allowance and money in the bank than me. And I might not be a good older brother, but at least I try. In secondary school I spent quite a bit of my allowance in order to keep my brother from getting beaten up by gangsters I knew, as he has a foul mouth and always insults people. So many times in my life I've tried to help him, but he would always decline, trying to settle things himself, and when things go bad, he would always blame it on me or my parents. Later, in an argument, he would always say that I never helped him once before. Tell me, is this logical? I don't know what to say, except that I'm not taking anymore nonsense from him.

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