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Thursday, November 10, 2005

The past few days have been filled with laughter. I guess my class is starting to settle back into our old routine of making fun of each other and our lecturers. Our classes are filled with laughter all the time, and our lecturers are just trying to get used to us, though with a little reluctance. Just the other day in one of my lab classes, when we were getting aquainted with the new equipment, we were introduced to this pen-like thing with a hook. Our lecturer Joe Sing called it probe. And since my class is over imaginative and mostly perverted, quite a few of us started laughing real hard and screaming "ANAL PROBE!", with references to South Park That brought the house down. The people walking outside our class were like giving "what-the-f**k?" looks. And Joe Sing, other than Poh Choon Leong, is the other teacher who's got a perverted sense of humour. Too bad other lecturers don't share their sense of humour. That is what allows teachers and students to bond, making lesson time more tolerable for all.

Other than the "Anal Probe" incident, there was only one where we pissed one lecturer off. It was during tutorial and she was asking if we remembered what a "period" was. So someone decided be lame and say "Once a month". It was cliche and all, but then we started laughing, because people started referencing what I jokingly said before that we "should never trust something that bleeds for 3 days and doesn't die". Well, it was hilarious, but the teacher wasn't pleased. Either she was on her period or she was a feminist. I think she might be both because (1) she looks like a chihuahua, (2) she sounds like a man and (3) she wears men's shoes. But I think she might be confused with her sexuality (because she's married).

Then last night, while I was having a smoke and chatting with a couple of my neighbours, one of them, called Max, suddenly said that people were "born from the ass". And so the other guy, Zaiful, and I started laughing like mad. And Max was like "It's true what! People are born from the ass". We had to correct him over and over. And to think that Max is 21, I'm 19 and Zaiful is 18. Well, we didn't let him forget about it. The whole time we were seated at my void deck we constantly made fun of him. He constantly shot himself in the foot, coming up with weird facts that he thought were true, thus making a fool out of himself. It was quite pitiful, to say the least. But we were enjoing ourselves laughing at him.

And the other very, very funny incident happend today during computer programming class. Chee Chow was sitting on my left and Jeremy was on my right. Chow and I were both writing our programs and listening to what the teacher was saying, while Jeremy was sms-ing, chatting on the phone and looking at Friendster. And he wasn't paying attention to what was going on in class. So when he finally tried to do his work, he found himself wondering what was going on. So when he asked me for help I decided to have a little fun. While he was looking intently at his computer's screen and typing, he asked me what was the next line to type. So I said "my balls are itchy", and the idiot typed it out. Chow started to laugh and that was when Jeremy realised what was going on. Which was pretty funny. Heh. It didn't stop there. The last prank was when Faizal used a laser pointer to shine beside his arm. As the room as dark, Jeremy got a big shock. He tried denying getting shocked, but he was flustered, and he started doing little stupid things. Jeremy is an idiot, in any case. Hehheh.

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