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Monday, January 09, 2006

I don't know why I have such a dumb brother. He comes into my room to borrow my weights, then while I'm smoking, takes them out of my room and leave my room door open. And that got me into trouble with my parents. WHAT THE F**K! He leaves my door wide open, letting the wind blow the cigarette smoke out into my living room, where my parents are. WHAT THE F**K!!! I don't know whether he has brains or not. Seems like he doesn. Otherwise he's thinking with his nether brains, those two hanging below his dick. I think my brother's the only one who doesn't even think before doing something. He comes to my room to borrow something, then gets me into trouble after he has it. Now I can't get my new phone.

My parents were actually thinking about going down to the Singtel shop in Orchard Road to either extend my old plan or change my mobile plan to iOne Plus, and get me a new phone (which I had to borrow money to buy). Now I don't know what I'm going to do. My parents were ranting and raving outside my door, because of his stupidity, and I heard them say something about not getting me a new phone. What the hell. I'm totally pissed off as it is about him getting me in trouble. Now I'm not going to get a new phonel, so I'm twice as pissed. F**K! But thinking about it, this is not the first time he's let his idiocy show. At least he's reached a certain level of intelligence that allows him to hide his idiocy in front of his friends. But maybe not, since the idiot gave away a $500 Sony MP3-CD player to a friend, and let his friend steal his Nokia 6670 and then not confront his friend straightaway about it. What an idiot.

My brother is such a self-pitying wuss-bag. Everyday on his blog he goes on and on about the way people treat him. How people bitch at him at his workplace, how girls don't like or appreciate him, how no one understands him, how his life is the shits, etc., (add anything that sounds self-sympathetic here). And there's one thing I'm left to wonder: how can a girl like a guy who who always sympathizes with himself and who does idiotic things? Besides, if there was a game with a job class that's called "Village Idiot", he'd be the best at that. Hmmm... Let me see, I believe some of his skills and statistics would be:

Statistics (Max is 255):
Idiocy: 255
IQ: 1 (Let's give him the benefit of a doubt and give him 1 point here)
EQ: 255 (Hey he's very emotional)
Stupidity: 255
('Nuff said here)

Skills:
I (Intelligence).Degen: Kills victim's brain cells when cast by user. Sometimes the user is so stupid (i.e., when stupidity is maxed out, he casts it on himself
for triple the brain cell loss). This spell makes the victim stupid for 30secs.

Aura of Patrick Star: Undeniably the cartoon character with the lowest IQ. His aura makes the brain cells of anyone in a 100m radius die out by 40 a second.

S.Bash (Stupidity Bash): Stuns a victim into stupidity for 2 seconds. The victim cannot move for the duration of the spell.

Einstein's bane: Once activated, everyone in for a 1km radius immediately stops what they're doing and become stupified by the aura of the demon of stupidity.
Everyone just does things that defy intelligent thinking for 5 minutes.

This is lame and I know it. But sometimes such things have to be said. I really have a stupid brother. He's really so like Joshua Goh, Justin Goh's brother. Doesn't think before doing anything. Such people often shoot themselves in their dicks ('leg' is too cliche) and wonder later what the f**k happened. Too bad for them that they're stupid.

Kenny died at 10:48 pm