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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

In my dreams I am not so far away from home. Why am I in a world so far away from home? All my life, all the time, I'm so far away from home. Without you I'm so far away from home.

I wish that were true, that I had someone to lean on, to look forward to meeting. It's sad though, that I don't. Somehow, all the girls I've liked rarely reciprocate the feelings. However, sadly, all the girls I don't really like because they're immature and naive brats seem to think of me as a role model for the wrong reasons. My prowess at slacking is one of the reasons. Though being a slacker is a good thing, it's hardly anything to be admired for. A slacker waits only for an opportune moment to complete his/her tasks, never a moment too soon or late. A slacker works at his own pace, minus about 100% to his actual speed.

Back to the point. I've kind of tired of it. One girl wants to move on in life, doesn't really respond to me and is quite insecure. The other one is out of my mind for now, what she did that time was really wrong. Even though you don't like the person back, it's rude to actually go out and pick up guys when you're already halfway through a slacking session with someone. Guess I try too hard to pick up the wrong girls, when the right ones are just always there for me. And I'm not talking about those immature and naive brats, I'm talking about other girls I've overlooked because they do not have nice breasts. I'm just kidding. I overlook them because their thought processes are quite slow as I don't really like girls who can't hold their own in an intelligent conversation. Guess that's me, looking for the wrong things in girls who probably don't like me.

But if I can find a girl who I like and likes me as well, I would cherish her. Nice breasts are a bonus. More bonus points if she has C cup boobs or beyond, but just below DD. Nice eyes too. Nice eyes rank higher than boobs. Yeah. I like girls with nice eyes. Nice big eyes. Like the size of the Singapore $1 coin. And small hands too. An old man once said: "Marry a girl with small hands, because they will make your penis look bigger than it already is." Damn, must be the Smirnoff getting to my head. Well, I'd better go sleep before I can't wake up in the morning for school.

Kenny died at 11:24 pm